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Recent Movie Reviews

Indie Indie

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I really thought it was hilarious because I am an indie kid and feel that way sometimes. Great. Loved the art too, nice job.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dont think its funny? You dont belong on NG

Newgrounds in a nutshell right here. I can't tell you how many times I have drowned out/interrupted my friends with, "COCK JOKE".

This was happening a while ago, so I'll point it out now: If you are claiming this is bad or don't understand it, you know nothing about the recent history of Newgrounds, and shouldn't even be writing a review for it. If you say the cock jokes aren't funny, why the hell are you on newgrounds anyway? There's a cock joke everywhere you go.

Also here's my dick.

Recent Game Reviews

Gravitas. Gravitas.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good gameplay

and good design as well. Very good design, it reminded me of those old orisinal games if you're familiar with them. While there's an obvious lack of originality (Ball revamped immediately comes to mind,) the different graphical style and star-collecting feature are enough to set it apart.

After playing for a while I ended up enjoying it, but the controls definitely didn't seem right for the first few levels (velocity and gravity were too high). Soon I adjusted and the game flowed really well. All in all, it was very enjoyable, and I hope to see some more.

Chaz responds:

Nice review, thanks :)

(Twisted) Cooking Mama (Twisted) Cooking Mama

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Game, Good Message, Brave Move

I'm gonna keep this short and make a point as I don't like long reviews.

First off, excellent game. Very pleasing art, music, very relaxing and fun. The message was great and it was very informative. The part inbetween scenes about cruelty to livestock was extremely informative, and interesting. I really agreed with that part of the message.

The vegetarian part was a bit extreme for me, but I have really got to respect you for sacrificing many good reviews for getting a cause out there. I don't know how serious you are about this message, but political games are a thing of the future, and it's smart to catch on.

Overall this game was very enjoyable to anyone no matter where they stand on the issue.

- P

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The Tutorial Collab '08 The Tutorial Collab '08

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I'm a bit sad that the three actionscript tutorials I created weren't included, but it's my own fault for losing interesting back in December or something. If there's any way they could be, I still have the .flas and .swfs for Actionscripted Tweens, Intermediate Math, and Pointing with the Mouse, but I guess not.

Very good.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Warehouse of Neglect (Metal) Warehouse of Neglect (Metal)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Message, Seriously

I have also seen it on the news and it is terrible. It's actually Syria where they do this. I wasn't too keen on the song, but 10 for the message.

Beatorama Beatorama

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Nice loop, I can definitely see this being used as a menu loop. I really enjoy it, and it worked beautifully in your new game. However, after listening to it for a while, that chirping noise in the background becomes very annoying. I say remove it :/ Make some more loops.

And by the way, was this made in FL?

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